my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
'so you like Harry Potter?'
no you don’t understand
when you and your friend find out you both hate the same person
I’m downstairs in a bra and eating a corndog while everyone’s sleeping
Percy definitely uses math and science pick up lines on Annabeth
No but you don’t understand
Like annabeth would be helping percy study for his huge test tomorrow in algebra II on square roots and Percy stopped listening basically when she started and he’s like suddenly annabeth…
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen