Dear Maria Count Me In // All Time Low

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what you gotta do:

-follow me (you don’t have to)

-reblog this

-send me a cool question or a detailed ship or a fun fact idk

what you gonna get:

-a ship w/ a little cute blurb

-a relationship song 




  • mbf (love youuu)
  • ship me + why or ask me a question
  • tell me your twitter if you want so it can me more realistic
  • have a face/about page
  • reblog this so other people can see :)

What you get:

  • ship
  • best friend
  • a fake tweet like this one


  • a compliment from me

pls do this i will love you 5ever


(via boys-books-bands)

  • mom: what are you doing on your phone
  • me: facebook
  • mom: okay
  • me: *scrolls through fandom blogs*
  • me: *reads smut*
  • me: *reads imagines*
  • me: *talks to strangers on the internet*
  • me: cause good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught


I usually do really long ships but I thought I would just do some short ones for you guys since I’m going back to school soon!


-It would be nice if you followed me but it’s not necessary!

-Reblog this!! (to spread the word)

-Ship me+why or send me a wyr/ask me anything

You get:

-5sos ship+why

-5sos bestfriend

-gif of ship

Please do this!!! I love doing ships! i’ll be sad if you don’t

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"The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person."
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via)

(Source: la-belle-laide, via spenceralthouse)

7 hours ago



comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

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