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"DO NOT FUCKING DO IT FOR THE VINE SEAWEED BRAIN!"
- Annabeth at some point probably (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

(Source: unrest-at-the-disco, via if-you-close-youreyes)

20 hours ago
20 hours ago

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via pithobbit)

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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(via lipstickxstain)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via hemmosconda)

1 day ago
1 day ago

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via voldermorte)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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